THE LONGEST-RUNNING FESTIVUS IN VIRGINIA

Tuesday , Dec 23 @ Adventure Brewing

We’ve been airing grievances longer than your uncle’s been mispronouncing “IPA.”

Join us for the OG Festivus bash—no tinsel, no frills, just pure chaotic cheer.

‍♂️ Grievance Wall + Airing of Grievances

Feats of Strength (thumb wars to full-on glory battles)

Festivus Champion crowned

Ornament Exchange @ 6PM (bring a $10-ish gem)

Festivus isn’t over until someone pins the head of the household. You’ve been warned.

#LongestRunningFestivus

#FestivusForTheRestOfUs

#AdventureBrewing

#GrievanceGoals

#FeatsOfStrength

#OrnamentSwapSquad

#PinOrBePinned

#NoTinselJustTradition